May 2013
superwholocks-bitch:
so my nan was spouting some crap about how gay people aren’t really people because of what it says in the bible so I said “you think the only people who are people, are the people who look and think like you but if you walked the footsteps of a stranger, you’ll learn things you never knew” and she shut the fuck up
she had no idea I was quoting a song from Pocahontas
sannanomad:
do you ever have those moments where even if you’re not romantically involved with someone, you see someone else start talking to them and you just kinda wanna hiss and throws things at them because fuck you that’s my person get your own
appleznbananaz:
mechanicallyseparatedchicken:
mama-bird:
let’s invent a game called “infomercial”
when someone yells “infomercial” at you, you have to completely fuck up whatever you’re doing in a hilarious and melodramatic way
rule 1: If you know about informercial, you are playing infomercial
rule 2: If the person doesn’t fuck up whatever theyre doing in a hilarious way, you get to...
caspius:
A big shout out to all the sidewalks, thanks for keeping me off the street
foodtrucker:
i’m like an iphone i just lose energy without doing anything
April 2013
pityreblogs:
i wanna be productive but i also don’t wanna move
opeitsayuh:
zxcvbnmloldiaz:
Do you ever get that feeling when you know you shouldn’t get so upset over something so little but you can’t help it?
Yes
winsexter:
do u have some of those friends where u cant even remember how u became friends u just suddenly were friends
tumblr: a bunch of lazy funny hormonal moody horny teenagers who have barely any self esteem yet still see themselves as better than everyone else
everythingstellar:
misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:
flawlesstrueperfection:
you’re a 10? on the pH scale maybe
cuz u basic
daaanggg. TOLD.
