(Source: checkthemeaning, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
whenever youre sad imagine your icon descending from the heavens and gently whispering “ding dong what is wrong” in your ear
so my nan was spouting some crap about how gay people aren’t really people because of what it says in the bible so I said “you think the only people who are people, are the people who look and think like you but if you walked the footsteps of a stranger, you’ll learn things you never knew” and she shut the fuck up
she had no idea I was quoting a song from Pocahontas
(via pizza)
do you ever have those moments where even if you’re not romantically involved with someone, you see someone else start talking to them and you just kinda wanna hiss and throws things at them because fuck you that’s my person get your own