- (the best advice a teacher has ever given me)
does anyone else find it immensely comforting to have someone touching you? not like poking or tickling you or like sexually just feeling some other person being beside you and like your elbows or legs or something are touching and you’re like oh this person is alive too
i got 99 problems and 97 of them are due by the end of the week
The other two were due last week
i have this problem where i don’t have enough time to actually do things because i’m too busy sitting on my ass doing nothing
one time i was going to feed my dog a fruit and i picked up an orange but i was 4 am so i just threw the orange at his face and somehow that orange disappeared i swear to god he ate that whole orange with one bite and i dont know how
i was 4 am
tumblr user lolinepeta planned to feed his pet dog so hard, he became a measurement of time.